askradicalgilda:

I might have even caused the wasteland to happen.

Double Tap and Paharita are OCs from the fanfic anywhere-butt-here by Pacce and Stonershy (also loved Madmax’s illustrations of them), I haven’t read far, but I find their designs pretty cute.

-Mod

I’m not so sure I like the way my life seems to be turning as of late.

I’m not so sure I like the way my life seems to be turning as of late.

I know we’ve been away for more than a bit, my loyal, sycophantic followers.
But we haven’t been slacking, quite the contrary.
We’ve just landed the biggest contract of our lives.
(the joke is that our target is fat)

I know we’ve been away for more than a bit, my loyal, sycophantic followers.

But we haven’t been slacking, quite the contrary.

We’ve just landed the biggest contract of our lives.

(the joke is that our target is fat)

Go drink a tall cup of ground glass. I hear it’s good for inflammation of the rectum.

Not much.

Thanks a lot, @$$holes!

She f&%#@ing fakes crying too, by the way!

Y-yeah, cause w-wouldn’t that just be awful.

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap…
WHAT!?
I can see the next dimension!
Rita, this is why ponies wear masks when mixing chems.
They don’t fit me, you multi-dimensional racist!

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap…

WHAT!?

I can see the next dimension!

Rita, this is why ponies wear masks when mixing chems.

They don’t fit me, you multi-dimensional racist!

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I never met this pony and I certainly wasn’t present for their demise or disappearance.

And even if I was you certainly couldn’t prove it.

And if you think you can prove it, you’re racist and prejudicing against me.


While I live to fiddle with guns and stuff and then see them do their thing, I’m not really the type to fire them. I know too many ways that they can blow up in my face to ever pull that trigger myself.
Thank the MM’s Tap has no such self-preservation instincts.

While I live to fiddle with guns and stuff and then see them do their thing, I’m not really the type to fire them. I know too many ways that they can blow up in my face to ever pull that trigger myself.

Thank the MM’s Tap has no such self-preservation instincts.