Go drink a tall cup of ground glass. I hear it’s good for inflammation of the rectum.

Not much.

Thanks a lot, @$$holes!

She f&%#@ing fakes crying too, by the way!

Y-yeah, cause w-wouldn’t that just be awful.

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap…
WHAT!?
I can see the next dimension!
Rita, this is why ponies wear masks when mixing chems.
They don’t fit me, you multi-dimensional racist!

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap…

WHAT!?

I can see the next dimension!

Rita, this is why ponies wear masks when mixing chems.

They don’t fit me, you multi-dimensional racist!

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I never met this pony and I certainly wasn’t present for their demise or disappearance.

And even if I was you certainly couldn’t prove it.

And if you think you can prove it, you’re racist and prejudicing against me.


While I live to fiddle with guns and stuff and then see them do their thing, I’m not really the type to fire them. I know too many ways that they can blow up in my face to ever pull that trigger myself.
Thank the MM’s Tap has no such self-preservation instincts.

While I live to fiddle with guns and stuff and then see them do their thing, I’m not really the type to fire them. I know too many ways that they can blow up in my face to ever pull that trigger myself.

Thank the MM’s Tap has no such self-preservation instincts.

Cats are fun. I like them.


Hi there, I feel like responding to some of my fans who’s messages have piled up a little!


I do not have brain problems! I am entirely sane and control of my thinkings! Rude!
Just because I don’t adhere to an outdated moral code doesn’t make me some diseased kook!

Please stop oppressing me with your racist labels and keep your backwards values off my body and out of my vagina.


My fans are all racist.
This is so depressing.

Finally, someone who gets it!
I’m not an r-tard coo-coo bat, I’m eccentric!
And if I seem stand-offish to you horse people it’s because I’m a poor, abused minority in a system set up to keep me down.

Donkeys are fine.
So long as they don’t touch me or stand too close or tell me their stupid donkey opinions.
And one more for the road.

Thank you for being not racist.
I am sorry about your brain.

Hi there, I feel like responding to some of my fans who’s messages have piled up a little!

I do not have brain problems! I am entirely sane and control of my thinkings! Rude!

Just because I don’t adhere to an outdated moral code doesn’t make me some diseased kook!

Please stop oppressing me with your racist labels and keep your backwards values off my body and out of my vagina.

My fans are all racist.

This is so depressing.

Finally, someone who gets it!

I’m not an r-tard coo-coo bat, I’m eccentric!

And if I seem stand-offish to you horse people it’s because I’m a poor, abused minority in a system set up to keep me down.

Donkeys are fine.

So long as they don’t touch me or stand too close or tell me their stupid donkey opinions.

And one more for the road.

Thank you for being not racist.

I am sorry about your brain.

Well it depends, is it me hurting Rita?

@#$%ing around aside, if somepony hurts your partner, even if they’re a lousy partner, you do something about it.

But Skimmer…

http://bla1334.deviantart.com/art/Polished-Radigator-Teeth-387936169That’s just not going to happen.

She’s got her dad who can and does eat ponies twice my size and there’s me who would skin anypony alive who looked at her wrong and then she’s no slouch herself in a fight. I once saw her blast a raider a good clip away and then cut out his heart and eat it.

So she’s fine, okay!?

So let’s just stop talking about this…